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Yo!...what a gig last night at the MT Washington Hotel..if you all dug the band...you should have seen the after party at the Cannon Mt View Motel in Franconia..If you wonder why we have the gals "the FaboulASS Hornetts" in tha band, you would have forund out last night !!!..We found out new things to do with pizza and cucumbers..!
 

I'm so HAAPPY FOR YOU'S! I'm glad the pizza was fine. The hornetts - wha'd they do? Sing? Isn't that where the Halloween bash is on 10/28. FRESH cucs on pizza adds Crunch

I was at home eating my lobster I packed up. Put a little butter in the microwave and about 30 minutes later it was gone. Lobster buffets are a good thing.
 

blog , what the hell does blog mean ? yeah the wicked hornpouts are o.k. but you guys ought to make sure the guitar player is louder ..the handsome , debonair one who still has some hair on his head ...that dude is good , man ....i think he used to play with slayer ....
 

Wow Joe, you have such a way with words! Ever consider getting into the greeting card business? You'd make a fortune. Fabul-ASS Hornetts. Lovely. So Roy, I take it the cat didn't put up too much of a fight for the remainder of the lobster....
 

I love hearing that guitar player with all the hair. Speaking of hair, y'all oughta see'im with his shirt off. Talk about a mountain of hair...
 

lindzz -- No, the cat didn't fight at all - after I gave'r the tail, the claw, the tomolie -- she let me eat the rest. I know how to treat a cat. Actually, I ate the whole lobster - she was sleeping.
 

The blog is a wicked smart idea...
Sorry I missed the cucs and pizza- that'll teach me to just go home after a gig, huh? Guess I'll just have to make up for it at the Halloween Party... my favorite gig of the year!

Jeann-ette
 

wow this blogging thing is great! every time i read roys blog i can look at his picture to! what a handsome devil!
 

YES WE ALL LOVE OUR PIG-ISH HORNETTS !!! {ROSE,JEAN,LINDSAY}, BOY CAN THEY SING.
BUT !!!
THEY ARE NOT TO SMART, IN FACT:

* ROSE thought a quarterback was a refund.
* LINDSAY thought General Motors was in the army.
* JEAN thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" They all wrote "Sagittarius."
 

We Just did the last wedding @ Mt Wash. Grand Hotel in Brettonwoods, NH. What a great way to end the WSHB Wedding season! Members of the band supplied Music for the Ceremony, Cocktail Hour, and Evening Entertainment among the FIRST SNOW of the Winter - a surprise!

Donna (my wife) & I supplied the music for the ceremony that had 7 - Yep, SEVEN) brides maids (we did the l-o-n-g form of Pacabell's Cannon in D). The bride came in to Ave Maria, and before vows we did One Hand One Heart from West Side Story. Kleenex was passed, the knot was tied - and we moved on to...

COCTAIL HOUR. Our "Jazz Club Trio" did the cocktail hour. We offered our subtile with an edge form of background music to encourage everyone to get aquainted for dinner and what we'd do to them next with the WSHB.

AFTER DINNER -- That Kathleen (the bride) could really dance. Everyone knew how to party! All the bride's maids were first on the floor and could move...oh, could they move. The crowd followed and when we were done with them...They went down to The Cave (in house bar) and partied more!

It never ends...
 

You know Joe, we hornetts are hot and we can sing. Do you expect us to have brains too? C'mon, we're 2 for 3. Go get a haircut. And my sign is Scorpio, duh. =)
 

wow it was nice to end the summer of with a party like that. what a great couple. kathleen was very easy to deal with and kieth looked like he was haveing a good time with the cake cutting"wink wink nudg nudg". it was our fourth week in a row at the mount wash and a great time to be had by all. halloween is coming and i think im going to show my feminen side. if your in the mood to see a really UGLY woman guitar player come to the cannon mountain view on saturday. i promise i wont hit on any tall cute drummers that might be around.
 

JD, I suppose I can take care of hitting on tall cute drummers. I'd bet you'd make a H-O-T woman. It's going to be a crazy night!

- a horny hornett
 

Yes we will be back in Franconia on December 16th for the HO HO HO party..Yes lots of Ho's will be at the Cannon MT View that night.
ok joke time......
What do the Hornetts have in common with a guy in jail ???

Seems they are always behind a few bars and can't seem to find the key...............
not to mention the lack of male sex.

knock knock knockin on the back door !
Hey, ya gotta luv'em.

A fan with a wet spot.
 

when are you all gonna be at the MT. Washington Hotel again ?
a fan.
 

Is this the Wicked Smart Horn Band Blog ???? Love the gals.
 

This is the OFFICIAL WSHB Blog ! Check our web site for details on where we're playing - just click on "schedule". Love you too - heh, heh....